being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
- me at age 12: ew older men
- now: wow he's only 30?
kinda fucked up how you can easily eat back what you worked off exercising for 40 minutes in like 4 seconds
Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time
If people ask me about the risks of night-blogging, I’m screen-capping this entire post and sending it to them as a reminder that if you blog when you’re half-asleep, you might accidentally create/post a picture of Hogwarts flying with balloons on its towers as a reply to some poor blogger’s innocent question.
some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important